Iowa is in the news and stealing California’s thunder.

California’s having an identity crisis.

Once the West Coast glowed with prosperity and was the harbinger of hip new things. Now it’s in the grip of recession and repression. California’s cool has been stolen by, of all places, Iowa.

White-bread, cornfed, understated Iowa was the first state to ratify the black rookie Barack Obama and has usurped the role everyone thought California would play as a leader in the fight to give gays the right to marry.

Now it’s flyover country that’s starting high-flying trends.

Way to go K-man! I hope this does not catch on in my home state of Michigan….got enough crap with the GM bailout.

UPDATE: Michigan is entertaining reparations for gays – damn!