Every mainstream media outlet and podunck online paper is covering the President’s first 100 days today. Well, here’s my take on the situation.

Hits…
• Well, he did collect a lot of back taxes from nominated cabinet members
• Boo, the first dog
• Obama’s March Madness b-ball bracket on SportsCenter

And Misses…

• Making enemies of our friends in Pakistan and Afghanistan
• AF1 photo op over Manhattan
• Firing the CEO of GM
• Selling off the most productive auto line at GM, Saturn
• The $878 billion, “this is not full of pork earmarks” Spendulus Bill
• The $400 some billion fluffer nutter earmark bill right after the Spendulus Bill
• NK launchs a ballistic missle
• Russia holds Europe hostage with natural gas
• The near fumble on the piracy hostage situation (thank goodness for Navy Seals)
• The Torture ‘debate’
• The 39 page White house screening form
• Bill Richardson
• Kathleen Sebellius
• Tom Daschle
• NK threatens another BM launch and a nuclear test
• DVDs for the British PM
• An iPod for the Queen
• Smart Governors turnaway Spendulus money
• Banks want to give back Stimulus money because the strings are painful
• Presidential demotivation on Wall St. over AIG bonuses
• Obama authorizes Turkey’s sale of US weapons to Lebanon for use against Israel
• Vatican turns down Caroline Kennedy as ambassador for her pro-choice stance on abortion
• President tells Chrysler and GM to quit NASCAR participation
• Joe Biden thanking the Spanish PM for “all of that help in Iraq”
• New definitions for the “war on terrorism”, I mean “Global contingency operations”
• The Cato Foundation “Climate Change” rebuttal in the Washington Post
• The Tea Parties
• The “special olympics” comment on Leno
• Releasing GMTO terrorists in the US
• Pelosi telling illegal immigrants that immigration raids are “Un-American”
• Napolitano saying “illegal immigration” isn’t really a crime